$DOSE
The only prescription for a flatlined chart
The Lore
Sad charts are a systemic problem. We created the solution: a daily dose of pure high octane volatility. This is not trading, this is self-medication. Your mental wealth is the priority.
The Ritual
Took my morning DOSE, charts started wiggling immediately. Embrace the jitters. Embrace the euphoria. The market is just a mirror, and you look amazing with leverage on.
Side Effects
Side effects of pumpdose may include euphoria, fomo and instant top buying. If you are not instantly top buying, you are not dosing correctly. Seek higher beta.
Prescription
Doctor said “touch grass”, I heard “touch green candles” and loaded more. Your prescription is clear: 2 pumps daily, refill on every dip. No excuses.
The Vibe
The $DOSE vibe is pure energy. We do not trade. We self medicate with leverage. Every chart movement is a synaptic flash. Every pump is a dopamine hit.